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"Hey, Uncle Ethan! Hear any good jokes lately?"
"I heard one about coffee but it was stupid.... like you!"
"You reckon we're gettin' close to Yankee Flats?"
"I'd say, 'No', looking at the size of these mountains! Duh!"
"You reckon Little Debbie will be there?"
"That'll be the day. Little Debbie's are found in the snack section with the Nutty Bars!"
Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS Match at the Brookfield Conservation Club!
Thursday September 27, 2018
Howdy! Howdy, Friends!
It’s time for some action! It’s time for some Cowboy Action!
Cowboy Action with the Shenango River Rats!
Grab yer stuff and meet us at the range! The Yankee Flats Cowboy Range!
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word; unless you just finished your run and the spotters are holding up fingers and you ran out of shotgun shells again! Ha!
Don’t let that get ya down, partner!
It’s time to do 5 more stages of jollification -- Old West style, that is!
Thursday September 27, 2018
We’ll start nice an’ easy bustin’ birds and elk blastin’, double tappin’ an’ Krazy Thom sweepin’, and save ol’ flower-pickin’ Goldie Locks from the ruthless robber renegades! There’s rat blastin’ at the saloon and plenty of free speech to be taken advantage of!
We’ll wrap it all up knockin’ over some plates Outlaw style, chicken blastin’, and executing a daring rifle sweep of some kind!
It’s Thursday! You can shoot any style you want at any time you want.
Play hooky from your place of employment, hit the road and head for the shady canopy of the cowboy range known as Yankee Flats!
You deserve a break today! Hang out where it’s shady and try your hand at being a Gunfighter or a Duelist! Get yer mojo working and be a Double Duelist! YeeeHaaww!
Put the mojo in overdrive and become the king of Outlaw style or blast some rats Lawman style!
Adventure and excitement is a’waiting!
This is the most fun you can have on a Thursday!
5 fun-filled stages including complete instructions on how to complete each one!
Alamosa Bill says, “What could be easier?!!”
No lunch will be available! If you might get hungry: better pack some snacks!
Doors open at 9:00 am and the action starts at about 10:00 am after the pledge and a brief safety meeting.
I truly hope to see you there, pard! That is, if you ain’t chicken!
Spectators and visitors are always welcome. Bring your safety glasses and hearing protection! It’s mandatory!
All my best,
Slow Mo Dern