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"Holy moly! This dude's sure having a good time!"
"That's 'cause he's down in Yankee Flats cowboy shootin'!"
"I bet he's jest heard one of Mo's jokes! HaHa!"
"Lookit those flat choppers! That don't make no sense!"
"Wait 'til he tries Mo's coffee! Yikes!"
"It looks like he's jest tried one of Mo's margaritas! Double yikes!"
Saturday September 14, 2019!
The Shenango River Rats will shoot again at the
Brookfield Conservation Club
1953 Sharon-Hogue Road, Masury, Ohio 44438
Saturday September 14, 2019!
We know you always get up Saturday morning and turn on Hop-A-Long Cassidy before you go to the kitchen to pour a cup of coffee!
It’s what we do!
It’s what we do… when we don’t have a CAS match to go to!
“I can tell by your outfit that you are a cowboy”….so giddy-up over to Yankee Flats; the sleepy little cowboy town nestled down in the northeastern Ohio woods where seldom is heard a discouraging word, except when the elk don’t run!
Doors and gates open at 8:30 am.
Come early if you’d like to help with set up!
Everyone is welcome.
Sign-up and registration starts at 9:00 am.
Match starts at 10:00 am with the Pledge of Allegiance
and safety meeting.
The match fee is a whole $10!
Tons of fun at last year’s prices!
Coffee and Donuts in the morning!
Lunch will be provided.
Miss Kat will fix something good to eat!
Water in little plastic bottles will be provided to ward off thirst!
“Silver rings” will be provided to ward off fear!
5 fun-filled stages full of Old West
wackiness and wonderment!
Look for another round of rat extermination at the hotel, plate shooting at the cactus corral, Bad Hombres and flying birds, the return of the Cabbage Patch sweep, Ohio sweeps, Lawrence Welk sweeps, Guy Lombardo sweeps, and swift geographical transitions from various points on the Yankee Flats terrain!
Whew! I cain’t wait!
There will be “ready lines” for each stage
that you can make up your own self! Ha!
An example might be: “This stage is too dern easy, Mo!”
How ‘bout that for a twist? Nyuk, nyuk!
Or this one:
“Hey, Mo! Cain’t you think up something a little bit harder!”
It’ll be fun! I know!
Visitors and spectators are always welcome! Bring your safety glasses and hearing protection! It’s mandatory!
It’s the Second Saturday CAS Match on
September 14, 2019!
We hope to see you there!
Slow Mo Dern
and the Shenango River Rats
“Cowboy Action Shooting is a wonderful sport and these activities promote honesty, moral correctness, a love of history, and it’s a heck of a lot of fun!”
- David Chicoine
Think about it, where else could you go and dress up like a cowboy or western movie actor, talk like you were from Wyoming, even though you grew up in Akron, enjoy your favorite sport (shooting) and play the ham all at the same time without the slightest chance of being ridiculed?
Go out there and try it, you’ll be glad you did!