Dave Tutt says, "You know this ain't about no timepiece, Bill."
"You're right, Dave. It's about lunch time!"
"No, Bill. That ain't whut I meant."
"Look, Dave. It's almost high noon! That's lunch time!"
"You gonna buy me lunch, Bill?"
"Heck no! We'll go over to my old girlfriend's house! She'll make us lunch!"
Me thinks, no good will come of this! Haw!
Indoor CAS in Niles, Ohio!
Saturday January 11, 2020!
It’s the First CAS Match of the New Year!
Do you think you’ll be in the mood for some more excitement the week after New Year’s?
Do you want to socialize, have fun, and try out all that new hardware Santa Claus brought you?
Well, put on those snappy cowboy duds, get Betsy revved up, top off the windshield washer fluid, and come over to Niles, Ohio and engage in 5 mo’ exciting stages of merriment and jollification!
Yuh never know whut yule get, right Lemuel? Jest like a box o’ candy!
One thing is guaranteed – hours of fun at last year’s prices!
Doors open at 9:00 am!
Coffee and Donuts!
Lead down range at 10:00 am!
The weather is supposed to be somewhat warm and rainy for this time of year but don’t let the climate worry you; a furnace will be provided by the club!
Do not bring shotgun ammo!
12 gauge and 20 gauge shotgun ammo will also be provided by the club!
No lunch will be served so bring your snacks!
There’s a so-dee pop machine available and water will be provided by the club.
So come join us indoors where it’s always shirt sleeve weather!
We’ll leave the lights on for ya!
Sorry folks, please no black powder!
You’ll have to use that new-fangled smokeless stuff – like what Turkey Flats Jack uses!
All the best,
Slow Mo Dern