"Hey! That horse reminds me of Mo's horse! Ol' Spark Plug!"
"Why? 'Cause he's got four legs and flies?"
"Naw, "cause his tongue's hangin' out! Haw, haw!"
"Let's go get some more coffee..."
Indoor Cowboy Action in Niles, Ohio!
Saturday February 8, 2020
Thank you to everyone that came out to Niles last Saturday to shoot a round with the Lake Park Raiders! A good time was had by all!
Our first place winner was Hooligan Howes! This gunfighter’s pretty tough to beat!
Congratulations, Hooligan!
Our second place winner was N.A.Custer, another gunfighter who’s tough to beat! Congratulations to N.A.Custer!
Not “too tough to beat” Slow Mo Dern finished in third place! YeeHaawww!
I heard he’s real fast on a good day, Ringo!
Fourth place went to Swiftwater Jack followed by Blazin’ Kane!
Hey, don’t be a stranger! Clean shootin’ Blazin’ Kane came in fifth and Hagen came in sixth! Hawhaw! “The kid had the edge…”
The lucky seventh spot went to indoor smokeless powder aficionado Turkey Flats Jack!
El Patron, Shenango Joe won eighth place and Brown Township’s Bobtown Cooter finished in the ninth place!
Expert target fabricator, Flat Iron Mike won the tenth place spot followed by pro-gunfighter Laramie Leadslinger in eleventh place.
Duelin’ Diehl, the best Diehl in town, was number twelve on the list.
The lucky thirteenth place went to hard-workin’ El Dorado Jim!
BoJak came in at number fourteen followed by Rattlesnake Ruby in the fifteenth place and Heartless Hanna finished at sweet number sixteen.
Deadwood Dave finished seventeenth.
New shooter, Deadeye Dianne, finished the match in the eighteenth place and the nineteenth place went to Joe Capp coming in strong. We always save the best for last!
Looks like Blazin’ Kane was our only clean shooter and the only AwwSh**t recognition went to Hagen.
Congratulations to all our winners and contestants!
Say-loot!
Thank you for making our new shooters welcome and thank you for the offers of help, equipment use, match fees, and ammo donations.
Cowboys are the best!
Along with Joe Capp, we were joined by new cowgirl shooter Deadeye Diane. I think she's found a new pastime!
Big thanks to BoJak and Heartless Hanna for bringing in the big cooker filled with smoked sausage and sauerkraut! It was excellent! Thank you!
Big thanks also to Missouri Jake for helping us with sign-up and scoring and to Swiftwater Jack for tallying up all those scores and making me a shooter list. Thanks, guys.
Shenango Joe had a birthday; he is now in the El Patron class! Congratulations, Joe!
Krazy Thom dropped by to say, “Howdy!” “Howdy, Thom!” He was out stretchin’ his legs.
Blazin’ Kane came to shoot; we haven’t seen him since last year! He was clean and smooth! Congratulations, boss!
Our next match is over 2 weeks away on
Thursday February 27, 2020.
It’s our Thursday Work Shirker Open Class CAS Match!
Five more fun-filled stages of Old West wackiness!
Doors open at 9:00 am. Come earlier if you want to help with table set-up and blankets.
Lead down range at 10:00 am following the Pledge of Allegiance and a long safety meeting.
Coffee and donuts in the morning!
Look for the Mo-defied Indoor Hoot sweep, a current version of a Krazy Thom sweep, the Curly Bill Daisy round count, the Two-One-Two sweep, and we’re also gonna shoot up Johnny Ringo’s house!
It’ll be fun, dah-lyn!
“Look, dee-yuh, Johnny Ringo’s house!” KaBooooom!
Mucho Doc Holiday inspiration here!
That’s Thursday February 27, 2020!
I hope to see you there!
All the best,
Slow Mo Dern (and I approve his here synopsis!)