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"What the heck is this?" "That's the gunfight at Dakota Bert's Saloon! Yuh gotta do that before ya go to the Rat Hotel!" "No, I mean...

"Holy moly! This dude's sure having a good time!" "That's 'cause he's down in Yankee Flats cowboy shootin'!" "I bet he's jest heard one...

"Is that 'Funky' Auntie Funk?" "Might be, she's got the look!" "Nice hat!" "Look out! She's getting ready to do that Veddy Badman Slow...

"Now that lady knows how to shoot!" "That's a nice plate rack...er...cowboy rack!" "At the Brookfield Thursday Work Shirker Open Class...

"Hey, I know that dude! That's Pinky Ring the 2 Gun King!" "He looks like he takes this game seriously!" Pinky sez: "One on the big...

"What's this dude doin'?" "He's looking for Yankee Flats! They got a big shootin' match over there Saturday!" "There will be jokin' and...

"What's this dude doin'?" "He's tryin' to get into the zone!" "The twilight zone?" "No, the zone, man! The zone!" "The school zone? He...

"Wild Bill, is that you? You look pretty good! Wanna see a magic trick?" "Ain't no Wild Bill! They now call me the Two-Gun Kid!" "Is...

"Hey, Blondie! Look! It's Angel Eyes!" "What's kinda gun is that? It looks like a 'Hollywood Special!" "Looks like he's waiting for...

"Hey, Uncle Ethan? Are you sure Yankee Flats is out here?" "We gotta find it first, you knot-head. That's why they call us the...