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Happy New Year

"Hey! Look'it that! A left-handed Colt! How 'bout that?" "I didn't know they made those!" "I think they were made special for Billy...

"Who's that?" "That looks like Big John lookin' for Little Debbie again!" "Naw, he's leavin' the cowboy match..." "No way! He's leavin'...

"Doc? I didn't know 'use in town... yuh can't smoke in here." "Since when? Since when do ya use the bathroom inside and smoke outside?"...

"Hey! That horse reminds me of Mo's horse! Ol' Spark Plug!" "Why? 'Cause he's got four legs and flies?" "Naw, "cause his tongue's...

"Hey! There sure are a lotta rules in this handbook!" "What's it say about 'shootin' like the Lone Ranger'?" "Where'd you get that cool...

"Well, lookee here! This looks like the Plinkertons with the stage!" "It is! They're takin' a break after lunch!" "Don't tell me they...

"Hey, what's this? Is it a train robbery? Are they stealing the train?" "Naw, it's just some outlaws gettin' trained! Haw! Haw!" "They...

Dave Tutt says, "You know this ain't about no timepiece, Bill." "You're right, Dave. It's about lunch time!" "No, Bill. That ain't whut...

"Ay! Ceesco! Wachoo riddin'?" " Ahh, Poncho! It is a smuggled letter from Brookfield!" "What does it say?" "Ahh, Poncho! It says...

Happy Holidays from the Doc! "Who might this be?" "Hey! That's Doc Holiday!" "If he's one of the happy Holidays; he don't look too...